Tuesday, January 10, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Unsuspecting Baby Released to Novice Parents

Steps to bringing baby home:

  1.   Install carseat in vehicle  (30 minutes)
  2.   Drive to Klinikum St. Marien  (20 minutes)
  3.   Dress infant in coming home attire (25 minutes)
  4.   Situate neonate in appropriate, certified carseat and secure straps (10 minutes)
  5.   Take video, still shots as required  (add 5 minutes to each step)
  6.   Secure carseat into base in vehicle (5 minutes) Recheck.  Recheck.
  7.   Pray  (2 minutes)
  8.   Depart hospital and drive home (40 minutes.  Drive home is much slower due to priceless cargo now onboard)
  9.  Arrive to awaiting grandparents (What took you so long?)
  10.   Willkomen Gavin

 Family Photos at home.  They arrives home at about 2:00 pm.



 Finally.  At home in his bassinet.

 Ernst & Helga Pilhoffer, landlords and caring friends, drop in as first visitors to check out the new arrival.

2 comments:

  1. Oh how precious a family. He is a very lucky little boy to have the 2 of you for parents. Don't you feel so blessed to have him. Glad you are so happy.

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